The TheDean! Show

The TheDean! Show is a podcast hosted by TheDean! (and a co-host).
Current segments include: Bad Advice; Looking Out My Window; No-Probs McGrobs; 'See, this is why i hate people'; Media discussion (TV, DVDs, games, books, etc); Front Page News (a witty look at newspaper headlines); plus: general banterous chat; interviews with musical guests; and new original music created by TheDean!

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Saturday, 24 December 2011

Episode 85 (Xmas special)

It's Xmas! [insert "yay" here]. It's the TTD!S Xmas special, and for most of the show, TheDean! is joined by SenJ, Danny Sadistik and With Kade for the The TheDean! Show/Cunty and Drunky (prev. The SenJ Show) crossover special!!

Why I Hate People, WTF song, silly moo cow, TheDean! does shipping, Xmas music, media discussion, moral luck, a ton of disorganised bant, and TheDean!'s Xmas single: We Three Kings.

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Sunday, 4 December 2011

Episode 84

It's TTD!S 84, hosted by TheDean!. Features an interview with the band Ten Year Vamp, plus the usual segments including Front Page News, See this is why i hate people, Tekken, media discussion, Philosophy Corner, and more. Plus, TheDean! debuts one of his recent songs, Runnin' 'Round.

Feedback/comments/suggestions: thethedeanshow@hotmail.com

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Friday, 4 November 2011

Episode 83

It's finally here, Episode 83 of TTD!S. Enjoy!

Special expensive American chocolate for Hallowe'en, a interview with the Great White Caps, TheDean!'s last philosophical parody, and all the usual segments. It's a 2 hour extravaganza.

TheDean! hosts solo, but Conor and Jack both make appearances, and JJB delivers the sponsor ad.

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Thursday, 6 October 2011

Episode 82

It's the latest TTD!S. TheDean! hosts with special guest Josh Belmonte. Segments include: See, this is why i hate people; media discussion; Tekken Tournament; and Philosophy Corner; plus new segment Front Page News; a look-in with our friend No-Probs McGrobs; as well as US vs UK discussion and Oblivion discussion. A no-longer-sick Conor then returns to do the Shipping Forecast, and TheDean! plays his latest song.

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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Episode 81

Episode 81 of TTD!S, with TheDean! and Conor. Features: See, this is why i hate people; Tekken Tournament; Improv Time; Philosophy Corner; Media discussion; an original song by TheDean!; Red Terror water; Nyan and more.

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Friday, 23 September 2011

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A NEW SERIES OF TTD!S. BE WARNED!!!!!!!
Music by The Great White Caps.

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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Fueron Los Filósofos

Eighteenth and final song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Amaral song Marta, ebas, Guille y los Demás (son mis amigos), using a MIDI version of that song with lyrics about the philosophers mentioned throughout this series of parodies.
Lyrics by TheDean! and Declan McClure. Vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Monday, 1 August 2011

We're Free

Seventeenth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Trap Door song We Knew, using the instrumental "Revenge of TAR" edition of that song with lyrics about Free Will and Determinism (are we free?)
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Sunday, 31 July 2011

We R'nt Who We Were

Sixteenth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Ke$ha song We R Who We R, using a MIDI version of that song with lyrics about John Locke and Personal Identity.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Superstar Socrates

Fifthteenth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the The View song Superstar Tradesman, using a vocal-removed version of that song since no MIDI exists, with and lyrics about Socrates.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Friday, 29 July 2011

Philosopher Girl

Fourteenth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Steve Earle and Sharon Shannon song Galway Girl, using a MIDI of that song with a piano intro, and lyrics about Sosipatra.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Whole Lotta Plato

Thirteenth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the AC/DC song Whole Lotta Rosie, using a MIDI of that song, and lyrics about the Complete Works fo Plato.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Hey, Hey, We're The Commies

Twelth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Monkees theme song, using a MIDI of that song, and lyrics about Marxism.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Breakfast In Heaven

Eleventh song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Deep Blue Something song Breakfast At Tiffany's, using a MIDI of that song, and lyrics about the philosophical issue of Life after Death.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Friday, 22 July 2011

Give Me Back My God

Tenth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Marty Stuart song Give Me Back My Heart (written by Marty Stuart and Steven Seagal specifically for the awesome film Fire Down Below), using the original song with vocals removed since no MIDI or karaoke versions exist; and lyrics about the ancient Greek philosopher Epicurus and his views on the problem of evil.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Aristotle Bop

Ninth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Ramones song Blitzkreig Bop, using a MIDI of that song found at various free online sites, and lyrics about the ancient Greek philosopher Aristotle and his views on the good life and akrasia.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Question You

Eighth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the Bryan Adams song Run To You, using a MIDI of that song found at various free online sites, and lyrics about the super-awesome Socrates.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Bentham One Morning

Seventh song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of the traditional English folk song Early One Morning, using a MIDI of that song found at various free online sites, and lyrics about Jeremy Bentham and Utilitarianism.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean! The chorus is a quote by Bentham.

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Monday, 11 July 2011

Keep A Stealin'

Sixth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of Little Richard's Keep A Knockin', using a karaoke version of that song found at various free online sites, and lyrics about Hobbes and his state of man.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Friday, 8 July 2011

Humey Coochie Man

Fifth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of Muddy Waters' Hoochie Coochie Man, using a MIDI of that song found at various free online MIDI sites, and lyrics about David Hume and his binding problem.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

More Than An Essay

Fourth song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of Boston's More Than An Essay, using a MIDI of that song found at various free online MIDI sites.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Leibniz's Law

Third song in the Philosophical Parody series, it's a parody of Judas Priest's Breaking the Law, using a MIDI of that song found at various free online MIDI sites, and with lyrics about Gottfreid Leibniz's Law.
Lyrics and vocals by TheDean!

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You can find all parodies at archive.org/details/PhilosophicalParodies

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Poem 4- I Must Get Away

With the philosophical essays all released, we turn to Poetry, where else? I shall release a few poems penned by TheDean!. We will not be releasing the Madame Adams stories though, because they were bad.

This week: I Must Get Away

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Poem4

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Poem or Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough

And check out the new philosophical parodies, starting with the Immaterial Descartes song/video: at archive.org/details/ImmaterialDescartes as well as youtube.com/watch?v=zSZdvKT77zk

Friday, 24 June 2011

Walkin' Back To Kantian Ethics

ANOTHER NEW SONG!

For audio files in various formats, go here: archive.org/details/WalkinBackToKantianEthics

A parody of Helen Shapiro's "Walkin' Back To Happiness" using a MIDI version of that song found online, and semi-accurate lyrics about famous philosopher Immanuel Kant's ethical system; sang by TheDean! from The TheDean! Show, because he had nothing else to do in the nut house.

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Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Poem 3- I Love A Girl

With the philosophical essays all released, we turn to Poetry, where else? I shall release a few poems penned by TheDean!. We will not be releasing the Madame Adams stories though, because they were bad.

This week: I Love A Girl

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Poem3

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Poem or Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough

And check out the new Immaterial Descartes song/video: at archive.org/details/ImmaterialDescartes as well as youtube.com/watch?v=zSZdvKT77zk

Friday, 17 June 2011

Immaterial Descartes

NEW SONG WITH MUSIC VIDEO!!! DO DONE GONE GO CHECKS IT OUTWARDS NAO!!!1

It lives here: youtube.com/watch?v=zSZdvKT77zk

For audio and video files in various formats, go here: archive.org/details/ImmaterialDescartes

A parody of Madonna's "Material Girl" using a MIDI version of that song found online, and semi-accurate lyrics about famous French philosopher Rene Descartes; sang by TheDean! from The TheDean! Show, because he had nothing better to do.

Free song and video in various formats available at archive.org/details/ImmaterialDescartes

If you like it, yay. If not, meh.

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Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Poem 2- Of Life and Death

With the philosophical essays all released, we turn to Poetry, where else? I shall release a few poems penned by TheDean!. We will not be releasing the Madame Adams stories though, because they were bad.

This week: Of Life And Death

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Poem2

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Poem or Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Poem 1- Incomplete

With the philosophical essays all released, we turn to Poetry, where else? I shall release a few poems penned by TheDean!. We will not be releasing the Madame Adams stories though, because they were bad.

This week: Incomplete

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Poem1

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Poem or Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Essay 8- On Politics (A Philosophical Dialogue)

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition will continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: On Politics

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay8

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough The song has recently been updated in the last quarter, with extra vocal overdubs; check out the updated version.

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Essay 7- On Equality and Persons

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: On Equality and Persons

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay7

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough The song has recently been updated in the last quarter, with extra vocal overdubs, check out the updated version.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Essay 6- On Weakness of the Will

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: On Weakness Of The Will

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay6

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Essay 5- Personal Identity

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: Personal Identity

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay5

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Also, don't forget to check out the free song Your Love Is Not Enough, made entirely by TheDean! archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough

Friday, 6 May 2011

Your Love Is Not Enough

Audio supplement to Essay 4!

In the Insane Asylum, TheDean! has been working on a project for a few weeks now. It is now finished. You can now have the brand new song Your Love Is Not Enough for free right here.

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TheDean! retains all rights to this musical work, but has no problem with it being used/played/edited/sampled/etc so long as credit is given to TheDean! for the original work.

Lead guitar, rhythm guitar, lead vocals, harmony vocals, harmonica, hand-clapping, keyboard (inc. piano, organ, drums & percussion) by TheDean!
Lyrics written and music composed/arranged by TheDean!
Recording, engineering, mixing, editing, producing by TheDean!

Tell us what you think by posting a comment to the blog post for this supplement on thethedeanshow.blogspot.com, or send an email to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

UPDATE: the song has been updated, with new extra vocal overdubs in the last quarter. The file linked is now the new updated version, but the original is still available at archive.org/details/YourLoveIsNotEnough


Lyrics: Your Love Is Not Enough

I need more lovin' than you can give
Sorry baby it's the way i live
Listen when i say, i cannot deny
You'll never change me baby, so don't even try

I need more lovin' than your can provide
Gotta have more than one girl by my side
And every now and then i need a new ride
And none will ever be my bride

I want you to know you mean alot to me
You love me real well but then so does she
I float around like a honey bee
It takes alot of lovin' to satisfy me

Livin' in a commune in a family of ten
Givin' each other what we need again and again
Parties every ngiht, lovin' every day
Join us now darling and we'll love you in every way

Yeah
Your Love Is Not Enough

They say that it's unorthodox
But our way of living really rocks
They jsut can't appreciate
That loose morals are what make life great

In this life we love so much
But there's room for another sweet girl's touch
It's part of my philosophy
To bring an end to monogamy

So join us in our commune now
and let the whole world know
You need alot of lovin' cuz
Baby you're just like us

Your parents probably say that it's bad
That your kids'll have more than one dad
They hate that your lifestyle displays
Are superior to their old ways

So keep on going, don't give in
Multiple lovers is never a sin
It should make you very proud
To shout your sexual preferences aloud

Your Love Is Not Enough
(Your Love Is Never Enough)
Your Love Is Not Enough

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Essay 4- On Society

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: On Society

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay4

If you have any thoughts/comments on any Essay, post a comment on the blog post, or send a message to the show's email address, which is still thaddeuspenguin@hotmail.com

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Essay 3- Does God Exist?

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: Does God Exist?

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay3

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Essay 2- On Morality

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: Morality/Ethics

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay2

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Essay 1- Problem of Evil

TheDean! is still in the Nut House, but he is making some improvement. He has become a scholar, albeit a rather eccentric one. You can now track the peaks and valleys that are his mental progress by getting some insight into his mind. He has been writing Philosophical essays and now you can read them right here on http://thethedeanshow.blogspot.com - i'll release one each week, for as long as He keeps writing them. With any luck, His condition continue to improve and he'll eventually get out.

This week: The Problem of Evil

READ NOW @ archive.org/details/TheThedeanShow-Essay1

Monday, 11 April 2011

Announcement

Announcement concerning content.
You can find links the new Writings on the blog: thethedeanshow.blogspot.com or get them on iTunes. Note: some audio podcast outlets do not host writings.

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Monday, 14 February 2011

2 Year Show

TTD!S is back baby! It's the one-off spectacular for the 2 year aniversario! His excellency Master TheDean! records live from his abode in the insane asylum. Warning: may contain Blues and Rap, amongst other things. Not for the sane.
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-A friend (with a sore bottom)